The Myspace profile of Neil Strauss, aka Style from the Stylelife Academy.

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for pretty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want when I want.

I actually wrote the above paragraph as part of a personal ad when I was learning the game.